No, I've no idea how to pronounce "Auriemma" either.
Appearance: Passion Cove, Series 1: "Discreet Affair"
Characters: Trisha & Baker
I wasn't planning to do another Passion Cove. But then again, I wasn't planning to do SPS today, on account of the fact I've just been dumped. This was a spur-of-the-moment decision and it's the first filename I saw when I put one of my soft porn CDs into my netbook's removable CD drive. So sue me.
The plot of this one's pretty routine, although it offers up some juicy prospects: Trisha and Baker (seriously, Baker?! Really? They couldn't think of a better name than "Baker"? What, did they just open a dictionary and pick a random word?!) meet once a year at Passion Cove to have sex, despite who they are dating at the time. That's about it. And to be fair, the sex they have is very hot. It happens within the first two minutes of the show, while the production credits are still rolling.
The scene I've chosen happens towards the end of the episode. It's an odd scene insofar as it starts with Baker (I know, right?) and Trisha rolling about on a table and they start indulging in flagrante delicto. They end up in the cowgirl position, which Trisha seems to be enjoying a little too much, before Baker stops her and they enter a short conversation. They have, in fact, fallen in love and Baker wants to make sure Trisha will tell her boyfriend that it's over between them.
Actually, I can't think of a superlative to describe how horrible a way that is to break up with someone.
Anyway, then Trisha assures him that she will, and then says, "just let me finish", and proceeds to... finish. And that's the end of the scene.
I like this scene because of the enthusiasm that Keijser is putting into her performance. it can't be easy to play a slutty slutty slut and still manage to look like you're having a good time while bouncing up and down on a guy with a ridiculous name on top of a hard table. But she's an attractive enough lady to pull it off and a capable enough actress to make you believe she's enjoying it enough, especially in the post-"just let me finish..." bit, where the expression on her face and the almost desperate urgency of her riding is something approaching a masterclass in how to do softcore.
There's nothing else that's special about this. You hardly get to see much of Baker at all and the cinematography is unremarkable. The music's OK though, it kind of works in time with the sex, which helps. All in all, it's a very hot scene, but it's helped by the fact that it's short enough for it to finish before you realise that:
a) Trisha is being a horrible girlfriend
b) Baker is perhaps the worst name to give anyone, ever, ever
But hey, it makes me come... so that's fine by me.
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