Request

"Could you do me a favour?"
"Sure, what is it?"
"Could you buy me some tampons?"

Ack! I don't even know what those things are for! But I guess buying them wouldn't be too bad...

"No problem."

I'd better think of something to say, quickly...

"Uh... what brand?"
"Oh... Lil-lets. I always buy Lil-lets."
"Okay, what size?"

Fuck! Do they even come in sizes? They're not condoms! I've made a terrible mistake.

*Diplomatic pause.*
"Super."
"Right. Yeah, that's no problem."

Well, that was easy.

Almost too easy...