Nightmare

So, you're all up to speed with the fact that my dreams are strange, yes? Well, gather around, children, for I am about to tell you something genuinely chilling. I am going to relate to you the fact that I had a nightmare.

This wasn't just any nightmare. It was a nightmare beyond the boundaries of fear. One that shook me to the bone and made my pulse race so fast that my lungs tore open with gasps of desperate breath and my brain threatened to burst free from my head.

Brace yourself.

I dreamed that I was unable to have sex.

This was so horrific a realisation, and so difficult an admission, that I had to force myself into reporting this horrible fact via the medium of blogging.

And yet I was so upset that as I wrote the blog post, tears rolled down my cheeks, and I was explaining things using that most shocking of typography... ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

But it's okay, really. Because I woke up the following morning and after about an hour of being awake I was having sex, so... no problems there then.

But still... The horror! The HORROR!

Yet another silly bot.

It seems this one actually managed to hack the account of one of my friends on MSN. That's why I was confused... for a while...

Robert says:
hey there...

ILB says:
Hey

Robert says:
hey cutie, how are you

ILB says:
Robert? You've turned into a bot.

Robert says:
a what?

ILB says:
A bot, surely?

Robert says:
no im not, if you dont wanna talk to me then i can leave

ILB says:
Well, clearly you're a human, but I don't think you are Robert.

Robert says:
Yay someone to talk to !! how are u? I found your name in the msn online members search

ILB says:
You can't have done, because I already have you on my contact list.

Robert says:
my roomates just stepped out I only have a little while alone... are u alone too? we should cam2cam

ILB says:
Are you a girl?

Robert says:
K here's the link to my cam it's http://www.freakyloving.com/akaz go there and you should see me, just click the join free tab on top of the page, I use this site cause you can't record it like on here -- my dad would kill me if he found out I was doing this stuff on his computer lol

ILB says:
blerghi

Robert says:
LOL aw you're cute.. well can u see my cam it was giving me trouble earlier but it looks ok now? oh I hope u dont mind chatting with a freaky girl lol!

ILB says:
How can you be a girl? You're using Robert's e-mail address.

Robert says:
yeah i'm horny lolz! u? Wait you're not a stalker are u?? LOL

ILB says:
Yes, I'm a dangerous rapist.

Robert says:
Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! . maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ? I'd love to...

ILB says:
No, thank you. I doubt you even know how to use a phone.

Robert says:
yeah, i have a hot or not account

ILB says:
Who doesn't?

Robert says:
....nice well u can also just watch me if u want....it's up to u oh babe what's your favorite color?

ILB says:
I prefer things in greyscale.

Robert says:
make sure u fill out your correct b-day k? cause they won't let u in if you can't verify age I had to use my debit card to verify age but they don't charge, it's just to make sure you're not a kid

ILB says:
Of course.

Robert says:
I'm gonna turn off Messenger so my cam doesn't run slow....plus I really want u to watch me, I'm getting so turned on it's driving me crazy

ILB says:
Go ahead, botgirl.

Robert says:
no im not, if you dont wanna talk to me then i can leave

ILB says:
Interesting, when I say bot you respond with that.

Robert says:
a what?

ILB says:
Or that.
Rob-bot. :D

Robert says:
are u in babe?? Let me know when you see me, I'll be in my cam chat, we'll keep talking in there I just put on those panties for u ! hurry up ! if u need the link again it's http://www.freakyloving.com/akb9 , I'm in my private chat so if u see another cam just login and let me know when you're in, I'll guide you to my cam room

ILB says:
Go away.

Robert says:
no problem! PEACE!!