So, you know how when you type a letter into the address bar in Firefox it comes up with a list of suggestions, considering URLs you've recently visited? Six things and more if you scroll down? Clever feature.
Something just occurred to me... and so I tested it out. Again and again and again.
Every single letter of the alphabet typed on its own into my address bar yields a result linked to ILB or sex within the top six suggested URLs.
It's good to see I have a solid grasp of the majority of web content.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Squeeze
What's wrong, girl? Don't you want to hug me?
I'll hug you if you're a boy, of course - I'm not one to discriminate - but it'll probably be one of those violent man hugs, with back-slapping and it all being over very quickly. You know, in case anyone sees. If you're a girl, I'll take my time.
And why not? Who doesn't like hugs?
Don't you want to be held? Don't you want to bury your face in my chest, letting my heartbeat lull you to sleep? Don't you want my arms to hold you steady, making you feel safe - secure - grounded? Don't you want to feed off my warmth, keeping you heated in these chilly Spring days? Do you not want me to stroke your hair, make you feel special? Letting go of all your tension, all your muscles getting looser, nerves tingling with relaxation, as you lie in my arms - do you want that? No? How about the sigh, the soft little satisfied sigh that you give as I let you calm down, unwind, maybe fall asleep?
Don't you want that?
Oh, you do? Come here, then.
I'll hug you if you're a boy, of course - I'm not one to discriminate - but it'll probably be one of those violent man hugs, with back-slapping and it all being over very quickly. You know, in case anyone sees. If you're a girl, I'll take my time.
And why not? Who doesn't like hugs?
Don't you want to be held? Don't you want to bury your face in my chest, letting my heartbeat lull you to sleep? Don't you want my arms to hold you steady, making you feel safe - secure - grounded? Don't you want to feed off my warmth, keeping you heated in these chilly Spring days? Do you not want me to stroke your hair, make you feel special? Letting go of all your tension, all your muscles getting looser, nerves tingling with relaxation, as you lie in my arms - do you want that? No? How about the sigh, the soft little satisfied sigh that you give as I let you calm down, unwind, maybe fall asleep?
Don't you want that?
Oh, you do? Come here, then.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Success!
Check it out. It took a bit of file conversion and multiple saves, but I did it in the end.
This is my BlackBerry running a video of soft porn. I've wanted to get it to do so for a while, but I haven't been resourceful enough (or bored enough) to do so yet.
So, here's what I did: I lined my BlackBerry into my netbook via USB and, rather than accessing the functions, I just opened it as a folder. I had to get some video off it anyway, so this was the ideal opportunity to try. I ppopped a soft porn CD in, and copied this scene to my hard drive, re-copied it into my BlackBerry and... the video didn't load. Unsupported file type. Bugger.
I re-copied the file to a new folder, checked BlackBerry fora to find out what file types it supported. MPEG was listed but this didn't seem to work anyway, but I saw that WMV was. So I opened Microsoft's rudimentary Movie Maker and dragged the file into the view screen. Put it into the timeline and then exported that. Movie Maker automatically saves files as WMV, so I didn't really need to do anything clever with this.
Viewed the WMV and it seemed to work fine. Bit rate and resolution were a bit lower, but it's going onto a mobile, they don't need to be. Copied this onto my BlackBerry, and it works.
I have soft porn on my phone.
Yeah, it's probably nothing compared to what some other people have on their phones... but who cares? It's my phone... and it's my porn!
So, here's what I did: I lined my BlackBerry into my netbook via USB and, rather than accessing the functions, I just opened it as a folder. I had to get some video off it anyway, so this was the ideal opportunity to try. I ppopped a soft porn CD in, and copied this scene to my hard drive, re-copied it into my BlackBerry and... the video didn't load. Unsupported file type. Bugger.
I re-copied the file to a new folder, checked BlackBerry fora to find out what file types it supported. MPEG was listed but this didn't seem to work anyway, but I saw that WMV was. So I opened Microsoft's rudimentary Movie Maker and dragged the file into the view screen. Put it into the timeline and then exported that. Movie Maker automatically saves files as WMV, so I didn't really need to do anything clever with this.
Viewed the WMV and it seemed to work fine. Bit rate and resolution were a bit lower, but it's going onto a mobile, they don't need to be. Copied this onto my BlackBerry, and it works.
I have soft porn on my phone.
Yeah, it's probably nothing compared to what some other people have on their phones... but who cares? It's my phone... and it's my porn!
Monday, March 28, 2011
Gemma Atkinson
Babe Name: | Gemma Atkinson | ||||||
Profession: | Actress | ||||||
| Ethnicity: | Caucasian | ||||||
| Country of Origin: |  United Kingdom | ||||||
| Province / State: | England | ||||||
| Place of Birth: | Bury, Greater Manchester | ||||||
| Date of Birth: | November 16, 1984 (26 years old) | ||||||
| Eye Color: | Green | ||||||
| Hair Color: | Blonde | ||||||
| Heigth: | 175 cm - 5 feet and 9 inches | ||||||
| Weight: | 64 kg - 141 lbs | ||||||
| Measurements: | 36E-25-36 | ||||||
| Fake boobs: | yes | ||||||
| Career Status: | Active | ||||||
| Career Start And End | Unknown - Present | ||||||
| Shoe Size: | 8 (U.S. & Canada Women Size) ? | ||||||
| Tattoos: | None | ||||||
| Piercings: | Navel | ||||||
| Fan Club Address: | Gemma Atkinson c/o Becca Barr Management 174 New Bond St London W1S 4RG UK | ||||||
| Extra text: | Years active: 2004 - present. | ||||||
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Alanna Hensley
Babe Name: | Alanna Hensley |
Profession: | Centerfold |
| Ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| Country of Origin: |  United States |
| Province / State: | NC - North Carolina |
| Place of Birth: | Burlington |
| Date of Birth: | Unknown |
| Eye Color: | Green |
| Hair Color: | Blonde |
| Heigth: | 165 cm - 5 feet and 5 inches |
| Weight: | 52 kg - 114 lbs |
| Measurements: | 30C-25-34 |
| Career Status: | Unknown |
| Career Start And End | Unknown - Unknown |
| Shoe Size: | Unknown (U.S. & Canada Women Size) ? |
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